Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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