Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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