do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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