Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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