You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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