it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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