I look better un-naked...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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