Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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