we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
