he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Bring me that man meat
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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