just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
the raccoons are back...
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