yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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