I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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