he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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