On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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