I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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