She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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