She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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