I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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