you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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