So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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