And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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