I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
honey bunches of taint.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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