Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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