I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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