Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
do nipples grow back?
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