In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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