It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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