some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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