Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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