i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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