So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
