I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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