I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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