white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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