I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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