No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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