We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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