im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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