I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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