Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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