38 yer olds are good kisserssss
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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