But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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