I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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