so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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