My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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