Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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