Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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