you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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