Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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