Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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