Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
