Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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