Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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