How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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