nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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