I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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