She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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