just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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