You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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